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A Message from Commander EDW Lynch

Commander EDW Lynch attempts to pacify a child soldier, Cardboard Tube Fight intervention 2008 For too long, costumed events and holidays have taken place outside of the watchful gaze of the...

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United Nations Cautions Weather: Disperse Peaceably

UN Peacekeeping is best served under clear skies at 15-20 Celsius (60-68 degrees Fahrenheit.)  If the weather deviates in any way then I will be compelled wear an unsightly raincoat.  This will gravely...

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United Nations Condemns Attacks on Pillow Observers

Photo cc Zachary Lara Photo © Andrionni Ribo Photo cc Zachary Lara Photo cc Zachary Lara Yesterday, in the most harrowing mission for the UNCCH to-date, 18 peacekeepers, inspectors, and medical staff...

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UNCCH Announces the San Francisco Protocol on Abnormal Public Events

The time has come to bring abnormal public events (commonly referred to as “Flash Mobs”) under the soothing blanket of global bureaucracy.  The alarming rise in messy “Trash Mobs” such as pillow fight...

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